Sexyface

Megan Fox is all over the place these days, what with her outshining Shia Labeouf in"Transformers" and her ultra-creepy but severely intriguing "Jennifer's Body" coming out in theatre soon. I can't flip a magazine, switch the channels or drive down Sunset without seeing her face somewhere. I was even watching the Chinese channel one day and she was plastered all over the background on the red carpet for some reality TV show. What the random, right?

Anyway, permanently attached to Fox is her trademark "Sexyface."

Look at that half-puckered pout, that "come-hither" stare, those devious eyebrows. She's got that look patented down!

I thought about all the ways people come across as. Guys often talk about how they distinctly label certain girls "hot," other girls "pretty" and other girls "cute." I don't think I've ever even touched the "hot" pot. (Har har, get it?)

But you know what, for the sake of... um... "investigative journalism," I will try. I want to be hot too!

Step 1: Making the Sexyface.

"come hither"

bored but oh-so-sexy

I like how my eyes get progressively smaller as the pictures go along. It's like I've even bored myself to sleep trying to make the "sexyface."

Oh look, I've actually fallen asleep...

Okay, so you're probably more amused by my stupid faces than turned on. Alas, the only time I have ever successfully made the "sexyface" might be once, a long, long time ago, back in 2007.

So it is possible. But I think I much prefer looking like this most of the time.

By the by, this was after Liz took a series of shots with me trying to pose a la that modely sketch girl in the art behind me. I failed. :D

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