Creep

This cracked me up for the most part of my day.

I've been looking to buy www.jessicajann.com and www.janicejann.com so the Jann sisters can begin our global web domination.

Well, turns out Jess' name has already been purchased by a third party who probably spends a lot of time buying domain names of actors who pop up on IMDB because those are the ones who'll eventually need their domain names to start websites with. (Smart!)

When I emailed him asking how much he was willing to sell www.jessicajann.com for, he responded with the following email:

Make me an offer. Are you related to the Jessica Jann that is listed on imdb.com who appeared on iCarly? If so, the price would be cheaper if there is an autographed photo of Jessica included in the deal. That would be a nice addition to my collection.

I had a field day reading that! Which I did. Out loud. About 500 times. In different accents.

I especially like the last line, it's extra creepy.

PS. Trying to build own website! Anyone have tips/tutorials or would like to just volunteer to make it for me?